Ashok Vemuri’s Blog

I recently came across the news that Afghanistan has banned a few Indian soap operas from airing on their local television channels. Apparently because these soaps (or TV serials, as they are more commonly referred to in these parts of the world) are not in keeping with Afghani culture and religion. They are too “immoral” for their country, their government says.

You can argue how much you may about the logic in that decision, but I think it might eventually turn out to be a great decision after all. Most of these TV serials are pretty lousy anyway - unrealistically melodramatic and dragging on seemingly forever. Two or more women often fight for the glory of being “the most victimized woman in the whole known universe”. Add a couple of incompetent or over-jealous men, and a background score that over-dramatizes even silliest of the dialogues — you have a perfect formula for keeping people captivated to their couches for months together!

I think it’s amazing, in some ways. How these serials can catch the imagination of people with such plots. They are so popular that all television channels compete to cram more and more of the same into their programming. Try talking to people when these serials are on air — your words don’t even reach their ears. Try calling them on phone — not many would even bother to answer. People watch them with the concentration of a student giving his IIT JEE exam after years of preparation — as if their entire life depended on knowing what happens in that half hour episode. It is slow addiction at its wicked best.

Even more worrying is the long term impact these serials can have with all their negative portrayal of characters. There is this whole generation of kids growing up in India watching these every day. I have seen young kids in India use dialogues from these serials — totally out of context and way beyond their age. God only knows how skewed their brains will become if they continue to watch these serials for another ten years.

Coming back to the original topic of Afghani ban, I think their government is saving their people all this trouble, albeit unintentionally. It’s a different matter that they are having trouble enforcing the ban. But if they ever manage to do that, it would be one decision they can proudly look back on 20 years from now!